do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”
Oh man! Yes! Finally we’ll all be able to keep them away!
no offense but I love girls and hate everything else
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
increasingly the world has these things in our pocket, no less
It’s a trap… it’s all a trap
Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
It means companion or best friend :)
Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?
oh my g od
the best reveal in gravity falls is still “the guy built up as a zombie was actually a bunch of gnomes standing on top of each other under a hoodie” like i dont think anything so far has topped how funny that was